Sunday, July 14, 2013

And Ann B. Davis as True Neutral

     I've collected here a few D&D Alignment charts I made, purely for my own amusement. In case you don't recognize all the pictures, I've included a key beneath each one. Some of them may not be note perfect, but I was trying to challenge myself, for instance, by doing an entire alignment of villains. I also stuck to a "no repeats" rule throughout. That is, each chart is limited to one character per work.
     For the record, I've taken a test, and my own alignment is True Neutral, which I agree with. I generally find Chaotic Neutrals to be the most interesting characters and Chaotic Evils to be the most fun. On with the charts!

Watchmen


Lawful Good: Hollis Mason/Night Owl 1, Neutral Good: Dan Dreiberg/Night Owl 2, Chaotic Good: Hooded Justice, Lawful Neutral: Laurie Juspeczyk, True Neutral: Dr. Manhattan, Chaotic Neutral: Rorschach, Lawful Evil: Comedian, Neutral Evil: Adrian Veidt, Chaotic Evil: Richard Nixon

Disney

Lawful Good: Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty), Neutral Good: Robin Hood (Robin Hood), Chaotic Good: Beast (Beauty and the Beast), Lawful Neutral: Bagheera (The Jungle Book), True Neutral: Cave of Wonders (Aladdin), Chaotic Neutral: Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland), Lawful Evil: Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), Neutral Evil: Scar (The Lion King), Chaotic Evil: Man (Bambi)

The Simpsons
 
Lawful Good: Ned Flanders, Neutral Good: Lenny Leonard, Chaotic Good: Barney Gumble, Lawful Neutral: Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, True Neutral: Inanimate Carbon Rod, Chaotic Neutral: Homer Simpson, Lawful Evil: Mayor 'Diamond' Joe Quimby, Neutral Evil: C. Montgomery Burns, Chaotic Evil: 'Sideshow' Bob Terwilliger

Nicolas Cage

Lawful Good: Stanley Goodspeed (The Rock), Neutral Good: Cameron Poe (Con Air), Chaotic Good: Sailor Ripley (Wild at Heart), Lawful Neutral: Tom Welles (8mm), True Neutral: Ben Sanderson (Leaving Las Vegas), Chaotic Neutral: Terence McDonagh (The Bad Lieutenant), Lawful Evil: Rick Santoro (Snake Eyes), Neutral Evil: Big Daddy (Kick-Ass), Chaotic Evil: Castor Troy (Face/Off)

Gary Oldman
 
Lawful Good: Jim Gordon (Dark Knight series), Neutral Good: Ludwig van Beethoven (Immortal Beloved), Chaotic Good: Sirius Black (Harry Potter series), Lawful Neutral: George Smiley (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy), True Neutral: Pontius Pilate (Jesus), Chaotic Neutral: Sid Vicious (Sid & Nancy), Lawful Evil: Count Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula), Neutral Evil: Drexl Spivey (True Romance), Chaotic Evil: Norman Stansfield (Léon: the Professional)

OZ

Lawful Good: Sister Peter Marie, Neutral Good: Kareem Said, Chaotic Good: Tim McManus, Lawful Neutral: Warden Leo Glynn, True Neutral: Cyril O'Reily, Chaotic Neutral: Tobias Beecher, Lawful Evil: Governor James Devlin, Neutral Evil: Chris Keller, Chaotic Evil: Simon Adebisi

WWF
  
Lawful Good: Hulk Hogan, Neutral Good: Bret Hart, Chaotic Good: Mankind, Lawful Neutral: Jim Ross, True Neutral: Earl Hebner, Chaotic Neutral: Steve Austin, Lawful Evil: Vince McMahon, Neutral Evil: Undertaker, Chaotic Evil: Chris Benoit

AFI 50 Greatest Villains
  
Lawful Good: Darth Vader (Return of the Jedi - this is Vader only when he redeems himself before death), Neutral Good: T-800 (Terminator 2 - I know the villains list is the one from the original Terminator. Sue me, it's the same guy.), Chaotic Good: Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver), Lawful Neutral: Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), True Neutral: HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey), Chaotic Neutral: Norman Bates (Psycho), Lawful Evil: Mr. Potter (It's a Wonderful Life), Neutral Evil: Hans Gruber (Die Hard), Chaotic Evil: Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)

U.S. Presidents
  
Lawful Good: George Washington, Neutral Good: Abraham Lincoln, Chaotic Good: Thomas Jefferson, Lawful Neutral: John Tyler, True Neutral: William Henry Harrison, Chaotic Neutral: Millard Fillmore, Lawful Evil: James Buchanan, Neutral Evil: Warren G. Harding, Chaotic Evil: Richard Nixon

Quentin Tarantino
  
Lawful Good: Max Cherry (Jackie Brown), Neutral Good: Jacob Fuller (From Dusk till Dawn), Chaotic Good: Donny Donowitz (Inglourious Basterds), Lawful Neutral: Butch Coolidge (Pulp Fiction), True Neutral: Floyd (True Romance), Chaotic Neutral: Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs), Lawful Evil: Calvin Candie (Django Unchained), Neutral Evil: Bill (Kill Bill), Chaotic Evil: Stuntman Mike McKay (Death Proof)

Stephen King
  
Lawful Good: Paul Edgecomb (The Green Mile), Neutral Good: Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower), Chaotic Good: Dolores Claiborne (Dolores Claiborne), Lawful Neutral: Johnny Smith (The Dead Zone), True Neutral: Andy Dufresne (Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption), Chaotic Neutral: Trashcan Man (The Stand), Lawful Evil: Annie Wilkes (Misery), Neutral Evil: Ace Merrill (The Body), Chaotic Evil: Jack Torrance (The Shining) 

1 comment:

  1. A few years late, but love this! It makes me want to see more Gary Oldman movies. Also, I cracked up at the WWF true neutral.

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